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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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