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Astronomy Perspective

Where Earthlings stand in the grand scheme of things

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

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Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. - Jesus Christ

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

The earth swarms with people who are not worth talking to. - Voltaire

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

Live as though it were your last day on earth. Someday you will be right. - Robert Anthony

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth. - Daniel Bernoulli

The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases. One of its diseases is called Man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

George Steinbrenner is the salt of the earth, and the Yankee players are open wounds. - Scott Osler

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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