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Astronomy Perspective

Where Earthlings stand in the grand scheme of things

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Every day above earth is a good day. - Ernest Hemingway

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it. - Jules Renard

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. - Thomas Aquinas

Live as though it were your last day on earth. Someday you will be right. - Robert Anthony

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

The moment we take our last breath on earth, we take our first breath in heaven. - Billy Graham

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases. One of its diseases is called Man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. - W H Auden

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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