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Astronomy Perspective

Where Earthlings stand in the grand scheme of things

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

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A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Christians are rare people on earth. - Martin Luther

Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it. - Jules Renard

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Today is Earth Day, or, as the Bush administration calls it, Monday - David Letterman

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Live as though it were your last day on earth. Someday you will be right. - Robert Anthony

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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