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Astronomy Perspective

Where Earthlings stand in the grand scheme of things

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

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Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. - Jesus Christ

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe. - Unknown

On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it. - Jules Renard

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. - Will Rogers

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. - Thomas Aquinas

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Do not give in too much to feelings. An overly sensitive heart is an unhappy possession on this shaky earth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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