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Astronomy Perspective

Where Earthlings stand in the grand scheme of things

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

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The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it. - Jules Renard

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. - Unknown

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

Look at everything as though you were seeing it for either the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory. - Betty Smith

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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