Baby Chat
As a baby, the Joe-kster couldn't control his online demand
'Love At First Byte' for the Joe-kster
QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold
Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik