Baby Illusion
I'm putting your best foot forward, Mom!
QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde
Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown
Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson
Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins