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In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Hogwash: Pig's laundry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com