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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock