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This little piggy went to market... but not first class!

Bacon Bikes thanks to Dave Loewen

Bacon Bikes thanks to Dave Loewen

Bacon Bikes thanks to Dave Loewen

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People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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