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Bacon Bikes

This little piggy went to market... but not first class!

Bacon Bikes thanks to Dave Loewen

Bacon Bikes thanks to Dave Loewen

Bacon Bikes thanks to Dave Loewen

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In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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