Bacon Bikes

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev