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Bacon Bikes

This little piggy went to market... but not first class!

Bacon Bikes thanks to Dave Loewen

Bacon Bikes thanks to Dave Loewen

Bacon Bikes thanks to Dave Loewen

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The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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