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Bad Day Flyer

When a soft landing can lead to a good meal

Bad Day Flyer thanks to Darwin McKee

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Don't just fly, soar. - Walt Disney

There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

Rise and rise again until lambs become lions. - Robin Hood

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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