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Bad Day Flyer

When a soft landing can lead to a good meal

Bad Day Flyer thanks to Darwin McKee

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Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb

If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle

If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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