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Bag Hang-Up

Hang your shopping and your Ex at the same time!

Bag Hang-Up thanks to Steve Thackray

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Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles. - Elizabeth Hasselbeck

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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