Bag Hang-Up
Hang your shopping and your Ex at the same time!
QuotaBillsSales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French
Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith
When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown
Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson
A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown
Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath
A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying
I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein
If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj
Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray
Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone
The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry
Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen
I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley
You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller
I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield