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Bag Hang-Up

Hang your shopping and your Ex at the same time!

Bag Hang-Up thanks to Steve Thackray

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In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles. - Elizabeth Hasselbeck

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller


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