Bag Hang-Up

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez