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Bag Hang-Up

Hang your shopping and your Ex at the same time!

Bag Hang-Up thanks to Steve Thackray

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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