Bag Hang-Up

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez