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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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