Baseball Chair

Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams

If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit. - Johnnie Cochran

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. - George Bernard Shaw

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel