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Catching a rest for the laid-back baseball fan

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

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There's no crying in baseball. - A League of Their Own

Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit. - Johnnie Cochran

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. - George Bernard Shaw

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin


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