Basketball Car

Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz