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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leap and the net will appear. - John Burroughs

Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

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Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

I treated it like every day was my last day with a basketball. - LeBron James

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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