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Basketball Car thanks to Diane Baugh

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Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

One of my favorite aspects of basketball is good passing. - James Carville

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates


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