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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leap and the net will appear. - John Burroughs

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I treated it like every day was my last day with a basketball. - LeBron James

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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