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The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

You can measure opportunity with the same yardstick that measures the risk involved. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! - Dave Barry

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon


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