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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? - Steven Wright

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins