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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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