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Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

People differ. Some object to the fan dancer, and others to the fan. - Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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