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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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