Bill Mailbox

I get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams

Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Praise doesn't pay the bills. - German Proverb

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

You can take a chance with any man who pays his bills on time. - Terence

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz