Bird Flu Prevention

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

We ate everything but his boots. - Unknown

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo