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Burning Water

Like A Candle Burning Water

Burning Water thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Liberace's last Candle-ah-bra

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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