Can Never Have Too Many Tools

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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch. - John F Kennedy

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. - Stephen King

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Forgiveness in any aspect of something that is complex is the greatest tool. - Kate Hudson

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Communications tools don't get socially interesting until they get technologically boring. - Clay Shirky

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier