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Canadian Winter Smile

Cold Greetings to the world from Canadian winter survivors

Canadian Winter Smile thanks to Bob Tasse

Snow face in the frigid north

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Never regret anything that made you smile. - Mark Twain

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite. - Buddy the Elf

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. - Herman Melville

Sometimes it's better to be silent and smile. - Unknown

Laughter is the smile of God on a troubled world. - Phil Callaway

One may smile and smile and smile. And be a villain. - William Shakespeare

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

A smile in giving honest criticism can make the difference between resentment and reform. - Philip Steinmetz

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Telling the truth and making someone cry is better than telling a lie and making someone smile. - Unknown

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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