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Cart Man - Biker To The Rescue thanks to Bob Tasse

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The absence of desire can be fatal. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

The desire to conquer is itself a sort of subjection. - George Eliot

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

Patience is the only way you can endure the gray periods. - Teri Hatcher

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains. - Dutch Proverb

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown


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