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Cart Man - Biker To The Rescue thanks to Bob Tasse

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Perfection is impossible. Excellence is not. - Rob Feenie

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Practice is a means of inviting the perfection desired. - Martha Graham

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's. - Woody Allen

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Most churches don't have a theology problem; they have a passion problem. - Gerald Brooks

It is better to aim at perfection and miss it than to aim at imperfection and hit it. - Thomas Watson

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

The essential dilemma of my life is between my deep desire to belong and my suspicion of belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

My desire was not to pass any island without taking possession, so that, one having been taken, the same may be said of all. - Christopher Columbus

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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