Catapult Soccer
How cats prepare for the World Cup
QuotaBillsNever kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers
Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory
I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood
All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann
In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar
I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney
Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy