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My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Novel writing is the slowest art form in the world. It is not a sprint. It is not even a marathon. It is a series of marathons that stretch over and over across a continent. - Mohsin Hamid

There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson

It's every man's indispensable duty to do all the service he can to his country; and I see not what difference he puts between himself and his cattle who lives without that thought. - John Locke

There are artists with palettes and easels selling the kind of modern art that Soviet art critics used to critique with bulldozers. Judging by the paintings I saw, the Soviets were right the first time. - P.J O'Rourke

Hiring people is an art, not a science, and resumes can't tell you whether someone will fit into a company's culture. When you realize you've made a mistake, you need to cut your losses and move on. - Howard Schultz

I have a Master's Degree in photography as a fine art, and I would call my work primarily conceptual. I don't carry cameras with me wherever I go. I get an idea of a subject matter I want to deal with and I pull out my cameras. - Leonard Nimoy


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