Cheap Seats

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffett

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

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The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers