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The expensive is cheap. - Arabic Saying

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit. - Hosea Ballou

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers


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