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Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffett

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

Immodium Podium: why some athletes didn’t make it to the podium - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit. - Hosea Ballou

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers


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