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Chinese Puzzle Car

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Chinese Puzzle Car thanks to Bob Tasse

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Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli


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