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Chinese Puzzle Car

If Ikea made cars...

Chinese Puzzle Car thanks to Bob Tasse

New this year, Chinese car, save $$$$, assembly required by customer

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A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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