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Chinese Puzzle Car

If Ikea made cars...

Chinese Puzzle Car thanks to Bob Tasse

New this year, Chinese car, save $$$$, assembly required by customer

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Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Life is a puzzle, the more you try to resolve it, the more you'll get trapped in it's mystery. - Rahul Singh

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami


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