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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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