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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor. - D Elton Trueblood

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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