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Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying
Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan
Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere
The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown
Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen
If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke
The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan
The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz