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Cold Canada Winter

Signs that it might be getting cold in Canada

Cold Canada Winter thanks to Darwin McKee

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When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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