Computer For Women

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

Bimbo: Any woman to whom you pay a compliment, while in the company of your wife - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Conscientious Woman: One who never breaks a confidence without first imposing the strictest secrecy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren