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Computer For Women thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Trim Figures: What women do when they tell their age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

Masseuse: A woman who doesn't keep her hands to herself - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Bimbo: Any woman to whom you pay a compliment, while in the company of your wife - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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