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There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb

The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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