Computer Travelers

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta