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Computer Travelers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Travel Folder: A trip teaser - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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