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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Gangrene: To be feeling sick - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A year's care; a minute's ruin. - Filipino Proverb

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

One must care about a world one will never see. - Bertrand Russell

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

I don't know what apathy is and I don't care! - Unknown

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows. - Phyllis Diller

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Happiness is not being pained in body or troubled in mind. - Thomas Jefferson

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

The thing I really care about is the mission, making the world open. - Mark Zuckerberg

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I don't care how old I live. I just want to be LIVING while I am living! - Jack La Lanne

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown

The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

The public needs to know - they need to know as much about atrial fibrillation as they do about cancer and diabetes. - Barry Manilow

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart