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Cruise Nurse

Would you go on a cruise with this lovely nurse?

Cruise Nurse thanks to joe-kster

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The cure for grief is motion. - Elbert Hubbard

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

A year's care; a minute's ruin. - Filipino Proverb

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

For a desperate disease, a desperate cure. - Latin Proverb

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

One must care about a world one will never see. - Bertrand Russell

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - Ben Franklin

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows. - Phyllis Diller

There are life-threatening issues related to diabetes. - Stephen Wallem

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

We must take care of our families wherever we find them. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles Spurgeon

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. - Groucho Marx

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. - Maya Angelou

If I knew I was gong to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. - Mickey Mantle

Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure. - Jane Austen

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Seafood is one of the easiest things to digest - a bratwurst is really hard on the body. - Joey Chestnut

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde

Take care of your pennies and your dollars will take care of your widow's next husband. - American Proverb

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

Genuine feelings cannot be produced, nor can they be eradicated. The body sticks to the facts. - Alice Miller

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

It's a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. - Dave Barry

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

If you absolutely can't stay positive, don't go negative, just cruise neutral for a while until you can get back up. - Terri Guillemets

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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