Cruise Nurse

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

Gangrene: To be feeling sick - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diabetes is caused by melancholy. - Thomas Willis

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

Take a cruise down to the Virgin's Island. - Archie Bunker

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

One must care about a world one will never see. - Bertrand Russell

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

There are life-threatening issues related to diabetes. - Stephen Wallem

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles H Spurgeon

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Happiness is not being pained in body or troubled in mind. - Thomas Jefferson

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

I have the body of an 18-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. - Kin Hubbard

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Zeal: A nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. - Ambrose Bierce

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Stories are memory aids, instruction manuals and moral compasses. - Aleks Krotoski

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. - Dorothy Parker

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me? - Groucho Marx

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The biggest challenge is how to affect public attitudes and make people care. - Jim Fowler

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

I am not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself. - Ronald Reagan

The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. - Maya Angelou

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the power of the mind. - Marcel Proust

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not to be trusted by anybody. - Thomas Paine

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

If you take care of the things that are dear to God, He will take care of the things that are dear to you. - Howard Taylor

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

It's a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. - Dave Barry

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

There's a belonging problem in Hollywood. Who dictates who belongs? The very body who dictates that looks all one way. - Ava DuVernay

Pride: 1. A disease that makes everyone sick but the one who has it; 2. Pride is what we have - vanity is what others have. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart