QuotaBillsGangrene: To be feeling sick - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous
Diabetes taught me discipline. - Sonia Sotomayor
Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown
I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali
For a desperate disease, a desperate cure. - Latin Proverb
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb
The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore
Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright
There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart
A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz
Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand
I don't care how old I live. I just want to be LIVING while I am living! - Jack La Lanne
Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner
The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
If I knew I was gong to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. - Mickey Mantle
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams
We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau
Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant
Seafood is one of the easiest things to digest - a bratwurst is really hard on the body. - Joey Chestnut
Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh
Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison
The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard
Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde
One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison
Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath
The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
Ignorance is not so damnable as humbug, but when it prescribes pills it may happen to do more harm. - George Eilot
My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost
I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
If you take care of the things that are dear to God, He will take care of the things that are dear to you. - Howard Taylor
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey
Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla
The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland
I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden
Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci
One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green
The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg
I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg
I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood
Enoki mushrooms, a tasty variety commonly sold in grocery stores, were one of the first mushrooms studied for preventing cancer. - Paul Stamets
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson
Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible
You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins
Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen
In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart