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Courage, dear heart. - C S Lewis

Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

Cavort, dear, just cavort. - Carol Burnett

Elementary, my dear Watson. - Sherlock Holmes

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. - Gone With The Wind

When you build bridges you can keep crossing them. - Rick Pitino

Far too noisy, my dear Mozart. Far too many notes. - Emperor Ferdinand of Austria

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. - Unknown

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Thursday: 1. What you get when crossing the desert; 2. How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you take care of the things that are dear to God, He will take care of the things that are dear to you. - Howard Taylor

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Actress Mary Anderson: "What is my best side, Mr. Hitchcock?"
Hitchcock: "You're sitting on it, my dear." - Alfred Hitchcock

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person. - Joseph Addison

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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