Dentist Bowling
Shooting a 10-pin knockout
Tooth Fairy for bowlers
QuotaBillsTeeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss
Bowling: Marbles for grown-ups. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger
Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter
You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield
If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty
The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy
Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com