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Edmonton Oiler 'Back'er - Branded For Life

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Edmonton Oiler Fan - What a $35,000 Prize Brings Out...

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Wonder which car he's pulling for?

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Aussies back up their 'Roos... or is this a Ruse?

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Dutch Chickens clucking for their team?

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Hats off to this Dutch fan!

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Ivory Coast Elephant fan... Elephino what this guy's supporting!

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I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

Immodium Podium: why some athletes didn’t make it to the podium - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers


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