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Divorce Cakes

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Divorce Cakes thanks to Bob Tasse

Divorce Cakes thanks to Bob Tasse

Divorce Cakes thanks to Bob Tasse

Divorce Cakes thanks to Bob Tasse

Divorce Cakes thanks to Bob Tasse

Divorce Cakes thanks to Bob Tasse

Divorce Cakes thanks to Bob Tasse

Divorce Cakes thanks to Bob Tasse

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The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Lawyers are the jackals of commerce. - Elbert Hubbard

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. - Robert Frost

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

Incongruous: Where our laws are made and how they appear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton

The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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