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Don't Ever Give Up

Advice to those on their 'last legs'

Don't Ever Give Up thanks to Karen Moore

Keep looking up even when your head's looking down!

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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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