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Don't Ever Give Up

Advice to those on their 'last legs'

Don't Ever Give Up thanks to Karen Moore

Keep looking up even when your head's looking down!

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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much. - Elbert Hubbard

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

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