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Don't Ever Give Up

Advice to those on their 'last legs'

Don't Ever Give Up thanks to Karen Moore

Keep looking up even when your head's looking down!

Nothing fails like success. - G K Chesterton

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

Success and failure are equally disastrous. - Tennessee Williams

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Tennyson

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias

I don't know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. - Joel Osteen

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H Glasow

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. - James Cameron

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

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