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Don't Ever Give Up

Advice to those on their 'last legs'

Don't Ever Give Up thanks to Karen Moore

Keep looking up even when your head's looking down!

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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Failure is success in progress. - Albert Einstein

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

It is difficult to lay aside a confirmed passion. - Catullus

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

The height of your persistence will decide the height of your success. - Unknown

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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