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Don't Ever Give Up

Advice to those on their 'last legs'

Don't Ever Give Up thanks to Karen Moore

Keep looking up even when your head's looking down!

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I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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