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Driving in Bolivia thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Driving in Bolivia thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Driving in Bolivia thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Driving in Bolivia thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Driving in Bolivia thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Driving in Bolivia thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Driving in Bolivia thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Driving in Bolivia thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Driving in Bolivia thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Driving in Bolivia thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Driving in Bolivia thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

A shortcut is the longest distance between two points. - Charles Issawi

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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