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Driving in Bolivia thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Driving in Bolivia thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Driving in Bolivia thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Driving in Bolivia thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Driving in Bolivia thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Driving in Bolivia thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Driving in Bolivia thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Driving in Bolivia thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Driving in Bolivia thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Driving in Bolivia thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Driving in Bolivia thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

A shortcut is the longest distance between two points. - Charles Issawi

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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