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Economy Flight Plan

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Don't just fly, soar. - Walt Disney

If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit. - Hosea Ballou

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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