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Economy Flight Plan

Delta's new economy fare to combat high fuel prices

Economy Flight Plan thanks to Darwin McKee

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Don't just fly, soar. - Walt Disney

The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Trust is central to an economy that works. - Stephen Covey

Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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