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Evolution Of Man

The progress of Man from Prehistoric to Post Fast Food

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Landlord: A man who aims to lease - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is a rebel? A man who says no. - Albert Camus

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

No man can stand on top because he is put there. - H.H. Vreeland

When a man is willing and eager, the gods join in. - Aeschylus

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

A man's worth is no greater than the worth of his ambitions. - Marcus Aurelius

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

A man like me troubles himself little about the lives of a million men. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

No man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

The essence of philosophy is that a man should so live that his happiness shall depend as little as possible on external things. - Epictetus

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

The world is very different now, for man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life. - John F Kennedy


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