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Evolution Of Man

The progress of Man from Prehistoric to Post Fast Food

Evolution Of Man thanks to Barry McCartney

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Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. - John Wayne

The man who has done his best has done everything. - Charles M. Schwab

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

A man without an address is a vagabond; a man with two addresses is a libertine. - George Bernard Shaw

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

He was not brought by the stork. He was delivered by a man from the Audubon Society, personally. - Fred Allen

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

Gardening: 1. A matter of enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it; 2. Man's effort to improve his lot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

The essence of philosophy is that a man should so live that his happiness shall depend as little as possible on external things. - Epictetus

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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