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Evolution Of Man

The progress of Man from Prehistoric to Post Fast Food

Evolution Of Man thanks to Barry McCartney

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We have not fit men for the times. - John Adams

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

Men are only as loyal as their options. - Bill Maher

If a man does his best, what else is there? - George S Patton

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. - Steven Wright

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. - Kin Hubbard

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be brave. Cowards always get hurt. Brave men generally come out unharmed. - A.B. Simpson

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

The supreme function of reason is to show man that some things are beyond reason. - Blaise Pascal

A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner


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