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Evolution Of Man

The progress of Man from Prehistoric to Post Fast Food

Evolution Of Man thanks to Barry McCartney

The best way to hold a man is in your arms. - Mae West

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

A man is basically as faithful as his options. - Chris Rock

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life. - Nicolas Collins

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is. - Albert Camus

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. - Oscar Wilde

You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. - Clarence Darrow

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

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