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Family Bike thanks to Dave Loewen

Family Bike thanks to Dave Loewen

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By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

He flourishes with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. - Voltaire

There's nobody stronger than a single parent. - Unknown

Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. - Jesus Christ

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. - Herbert Hoover

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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