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He flourishes with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. - Voltaire

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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