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Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

There's nobody stronger than a single parent. - Unknown

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

I don't know who my grandfather was, I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. - Abraham Lincoln

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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