QuotaBillsBy ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela
Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston
Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker
You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb
Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker
Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill
Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard
The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams
Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde
Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers
The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan
My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane
No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner
Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone
To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine
My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner
We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
I don't know who my grandfather was, I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. - Abraham Lincoln
We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller
Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker
How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda