Family Reunion

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde