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Fat Friend Prayer

True friends wish the same for you...

Fat Friend Prayer thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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