Fat Friend Prayer

Friendship? Yes, please. - Charles Dickens

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich