Fat Friend Prayer

I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

There is flattery in friendship. - William Shakespeare

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil. - Baltasar Gracian

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte