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Fat Friend Prayer

True friends wish the same for you...

Fat Friend Prayer thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag Hammarskjold

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward


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