Fat Friend Prayer

Old friends are best. - John Selden

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett