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Fat Friend Prayer

True friends wish the same for you...

Fat Friend Prayer thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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There is flattery in friendship. - William Shakespeare

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson


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