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Fencing Down Under

Aussies know how to build strong fences!

Fencing Down Under thanks to Steve Thackray

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Good fences make good neighbors. - Robert Frost

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler. - Tamara Thorne

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern


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