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Finger's House

Pointed argument between neighbors

City councilman, Mark Easton, lives in this Utah neighborhood. He had a beautiful view of the East Mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built. However, the new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. Mark and his new neighbor had some great arguments about this - not great feelings. The new neighbor had to drop the roof line - no doubt at great expense. Recently, Mark Easton called the city and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate. When they went to Mark's home to see the vent view, this is what they found...
Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

Pointing out a sign of bad neighbour relationships

Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

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The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

It is more important to click with people than to click with the shutter. - Alfred Eisenstadt

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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