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Finger's House

Pointed argument between neighbors

City councilman, Mark Easton, lives in this Utah neighborhood. He had a beautiful view of the East Mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built. However, the new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. Mark and his new neighbor had some great arguments about this - not great feelings. The new neighbor had to drop the roof line - no doubt at great expense. Recently, Mark Easton called the city and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate. When they went to Mark's home to see the vent view, this is what they found...
Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

Pointing out a sign of bad neighbour relationships

Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

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A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

How much trouble he avoids who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks. - Marcus Aurelius

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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