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Finger's House

Pointed argument between neighbors

City councilman, Mark Easton, lives in this Utah neighborhood. He had a beautiful view of the East Mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built. However, the new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. Mark and his new neighbor had some great arguments about this - not great feelings. The new neighbor had to drop the roof line - no doubt at great expense. Recently, Mark Easton called the city and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate. When they went to Mark's home to see the vent view, this is what they found...
Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

Pointing out a sign of bad neighbour relationships

Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

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A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

My neighbor has a circular driveway - he can't get out. - Steven Wright

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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