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Finger's House

Pointed argument between neighbors

City councilman, Mark Easton, lives in this Utah neighborhood. He had a beautiful view of the East Mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built. However, the new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. Mark and his new neighbor had some great arguments about this - not great feelings. The new neighbor had to drop the roof line - no doubt at great expense. Recently, Mark Easton called the city and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate. When they went to Mark's home to see the vent view, this is what they found...
Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

Pointing out a sign of bad neighbour relationships

Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

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Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

The sorrow which has no vent in tears may make other organs weep. - Henry Maudsley

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

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Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Strapless Gown: 1. When a woman won't shoulder the responsibility; 2. A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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