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First Man on the Moon - a Hoax?

One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind - or movie hype?

First Man on the Moon - a Hoax? thanks to Ali Tabrizi

Or is this an elaborate hoax? Hoax Proof #1
Hoax Proof #2

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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

X-rays will prove to be a hoax. - Lord Kelvin

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine. - Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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