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Fitness On The Bus

Weighing all your options on your way to work

Fitness On The Bus thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

Lifting weights while you're lifting waits!

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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