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Fitness On The Bus

Weighing all your options on your way to work

Fitness On The Bus thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

Lifting weights while you're lifting waits!

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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha


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