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Fitness On The Bus

Weighing all your options on your way to work

Fitness On The Bus thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

Lifting weights while you're lifting waits!

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde


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