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Fitness On The Bus

Weighing all your options on your way to work

Fitness On The Bus thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

Lifting weights while you're lifting waits!

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira


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