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Fitness On The Bus

Weighing all your options on your way to work

Fitness On The Bus thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

Lifting weights while you're lifting waits!

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Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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