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Fitness On The Bus

Weighing all your options on your way to work

Fitness On The Bus thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

Lifting weights while you're lifting waits!

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha


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