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Fitness On The Bus

Weighing all your options on your way to work

Fitness On The Bus thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

Lifting weights while you're lifting waits!

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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