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Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

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A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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