QuotaBillsGrief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper
A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb
Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet
The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard
The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin
Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes
Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman
Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick
It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler
Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno
A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy
The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork
There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd
Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge