Florida Bird Flu
Second case of Bird 'Flew' reported in Florida
QuotaBillsDr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken
Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper
Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman
Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright
The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller
I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman
A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou
Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler
It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler
The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork
Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher
Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart