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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

People do not retire. They are retired by others. - Duke Ellington

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Retired is being tired twice... first tired of working, then tired of not. - Richard Armour

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Once it was impossible to find any Bond villains older than myself, I retired. - Roger Moore

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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