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Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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