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Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Because I'm an artist, I can't ever consider myself a nihilist, so I suppose I'm optimistic. - Marilyn Manson

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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