#1 humor site on the 'net

Fowl Bikes

Baseball has Foul Balls... Thailand has Fowl Bikes

Fowl Bikes thanks to Dave Loewen

Fowl Bikes thanks to Dave Loewen

QuotaBills
When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

When I lived in Delhi, I used to visit the Lodhi Gardens and feed the pigeons, crows, and ducks there. - Sangram Singh

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


Giant Texas Red Centipede

Snow Barrier

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Buddhist Tempull

Truck Lift Repair

In-Spired Safety Tip

Secruity Parking Spot

Only In Thailand - Time To Clean The Pet Snake

Remote Outdoors

Scaffolding for the Dirt Cheap Contractor

Fix It Later Detour

I Smell A Rat

Adhesive Shade

Be Anything You Want

Tractor Pull

Canadian Ice Shrub

I Eat Soldiers For Breakfast

Toepener

No-Lake Picture

Logging Chairlift

Milkshake Desweetener

Dog Marathon

Global Warming Protest

Canadian Fast Food