Free Trip To Heaven

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Heaven never helps the man who will not act. - Sophocles

Heaven without good society cannot be heaven. - Thomas Fuller

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven. - Henry Ward Beecher

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell. - Emily Dickinson

Many might go to Heaven with half the labor they go to hell. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. - Miguel de Cervantes

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

May you be in Heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you're dead. - Irish Toast

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary. - Oscar Wilde

Earn all you can,
Spend all you can,
Save all you can,
But for heaven's sake,
Give all you can. - John Wesley

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton