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Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Every man must get to heaven his own way. - Frederick the Great

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular. - George Bernard Shaw

Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell. - George Moore

Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

Heaven without good society cannot be heaven. - Thomas Fuller

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven. - Henry Ward Beecher

On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it. - Jules Renard

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, but to be young was very heaven! - William Wordsworth

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. - Martin Luther

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

The moment we take our last breath on earth, we take our first breath in heaven. - Billy Graham

What clinical lectures I will give in heaven, demonstrating the ignorance of doctors! - Israel Zangwill

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

But there is one thing better than going to Heaven and that is to encourage at least one other person to go with me. - Nick Vujicic

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary. - Oscar Wilde

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton


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