Future Therapy

So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. - Caroline Rhea

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside