Future Therapy

Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible. - Hugh Taylor

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien