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I just love Halloween. After all, it's for the kids.

Future Therapy thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

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So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible. - Hugh Taylor

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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